I did it all wrong. Oh, well!
Edited to add. Sorry the video and audio are a bit out of sync. I should have used the flip instead of the web cam. But I was too lazy. And Adam told me to go ahead and post this.
Edited again to add. My mother just told me she can't see my vlog on her iPhone. Here's the link to make it work.
Edited again to add. My mother didn't even notice the video was out of sync. I love my mother!